Monday, July 30, 2007

Advertisement - Spicy Metagirl Lingerie

Illustration by Tim Keller
Typeography layout by Mike Underhill

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Begby, don't you wear this stuff
under your tactical gear?

I'm just say, that's the word
amongst the boy's in your crew.

Cause you're kind of a "Spicy Metagirl".

Anonymous said...

What a feller has beneath his body armor is between him and his body armor.

Trigger said...

I knew this joygirl from....well don't worry about how I knew her...but she got in touch with the corp that puts this stuff out and she was able to get some extras installed in a pair custom style. Spicy Metagirl doesn't just do the vanilla lingerie ya know.

Anonymous said...

You're not half right, I know this changeling lady who works for Evo and her underwear looks like spidersilk but can stop stop most small bullets in their tracks. "Spicy Metagirl" isn't an ordinary outfit.

Anonymous said...

The models are hot all the same, though. Yum yum, chum.

Anonymous said...

Yum yum chum? Just wait until you see the upcoming 'Spicy Metaboy' YUM YUM.

Anonymous said...

I think I'm gonna puke...

Anonymous said...

Oh lighten up.

Anonymous said...

Even the open-minded straight types get a kick ouut of these chums who cringe at the mention of the words penis, yaoi, or joyboy.
Never gets old.
And by the way, some of the metawomen in the catalog come from surprising places. A number began as SINless that worked their way into 'normal' society. Whew. Many of those orc and troll gals on there come from these backgrounds. So remember boys, (and gals) don't feel bad for ogling them. In fact, I insist.

Anonymous said...

You know sometimes Humanis impresses me, how can they have that much prejudice in so few pitiful people without becoming some sort of black hole.

And good on the spicy metagirls, everyone who gets out of the mire without getting into the shadows is an example to us all.

Anonymous said...

An example, sure. But I wouldn't give up the shadows for anything. Could you stand a corp job? I sure as drek couldn't.

Barrio Billy said...

Oh, Spicy Metagirl catalog. How you've kept me warm on many a lonely night...

Seriously though, nothing but respect for the girls in there representing.

I know an ork stripper who used a pair of thong panties from them to nearly strangle the life outta some drekhead giving her trouble while she was working.

Funniest thing I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

I don't know ExquisiteWreckuisite, I'd rather be boxed than work for the corps but I don't know if I'd say that if I'd got a partner, kids, pension and had lived a nice, safe, well treated corporate life.

Whilst its hard knowing what we know about corps we should important to remember that the vast majority of people get a good deal out of the corporate system.

Anonymous said...

I was wondering why this company was listed as a major purchaser in one of my Shareholder Reports. Thanks for the head's up, guys!

Good to see that I'm, Ahem, "Supporting the Arts". ;-)

Anonymous said...

Cute ork girl said: Tusker Dhu?
I said: Why, yes, yes I would.

And lemme tell ya, the slap was not only worth it, the endorphin hit made it.

Gotta send her a gift card to SML.

Anonymous said...

Not everyone has the ruthlessness, perceptiveness, and moral ambiguity (if not lack thereof) necessary to make it in this business. And good for them. Just because people work for corps, does not mean they are slaves to them, though it is truly a mono wire thin line. The fact these models made it from such backgrounds in the modeling biz WITHOUT going under the knife is simply amazing. Not to mention, since they survived in the slums and Z security areas, they certainly aren't lacking in wits.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget, lingerie and a smile can make the most hardened man drop his guard. It's led to the retirement of a lot of marks... and I've seen it be the end of at a few runners.

Anonymous said...

Only if they're in to that sort of thing, Scope.

I remember hearing about one Run that was screwed up because the typical excuse ("He's too hung over to work") didn't work because said worker being replaced was a Mormon.

Oh, and good news, Spicey just went public! I know a good investment when I see one!