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We are what we eat.

We deliver you to your final destination.

We clean up our own road kill.

You tried the best, now try the eternal rest.

Ask about our salad bar.

If you die, we take care of the funeral arrangements.

Preferred by 9-out-of-10 vampires.

Now fuelled with Soylent Green.

Even with carrion, our cabs smell fresher.

Carjackers will be eaten.

Robbers will be eaten.

Non-tippers will be eaten.

The only cab company with a bounty on our heads.

Still safer than flying.

BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.

There in fifteen minutes, or you wait longer.

Ask about our two drink minimum cab.

Meh, it's an unliving.

Please remind our drivers to use their headlights.

We charge an arm and a leg, but they don't have to be yours.

Now in Undead and Decomposing.

Remember, dead chicks are easy.

Death becomes us.

NERPS for Ghouls?

We also sell Ghoul-Scout Cookies.

Delivering green eggs and longpig.

Driving like our unlives depend on it.

The tint is more than Bling.

Cabs are room temperature, just like the drivers.

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