WKSN Weather Report

Good Evening, I'm Don Brodu with your WKSN Weather Report.

While every forecaster in Seattle reported no rain for the next week, a freak storm has appeared suddenly, and is threatening the Northern parts of Seattle for an unknown period of time, and is slowly spreading South. Stay indoors if at all possible.

Expect very heavy acid rain throughout the Metroplex, as the storm front moves down. Winds will be from the North, gusting from 20 to 30 miles per hour. The UCAS Health Authority advises heavy, acid-resistant covering, and put heavy filters into your breath masks.

This just in, our Geomancer-Meteorologist expert has been able to determine that this stormfront is thaumaturgical in nature, so we can ignore the previous five-day forecasts. More news as it becomes available.

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WKSN Weather Forecast

Good Evening, I'm Don Brodu with your WKSN Weather Forecast.

It's going to be another rainy week here in Seattle, so button up and stay indoors if at all possible.

Expect heavy acid rain throughout the Metroplex, on Monday and Tuesday. Winds will be from the North, gusting from 10 to 30 miles per hour. The daytime high should be around 64 degrees and the temperature is going to drop to around 54 degrees, for the overnight.

On Wednesday, that heavy rain is going to mix with some of that nasty ash from Mount Ranier. Stay out of this stuff folks, it's not good for you. Highs should be in the lower 60s and we're looking at an overnight low around 56 degrees.

Thursday and Friday look to be a bit nicer. There's a 60 percent chance of scattered acid rain and light winds are expected.

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