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We are what we eat.
We deliver you to your final destination.
We clean up our own road kill.
You tried the best, now try the eternal rest.
Ask about our salad bar.
If you die, we take care of the funeral arrangements.
Preferred by 9-out-of-10 vampires.
Now fuelled with Soylent Green.
Even with carrion, our cabs smell fresher.
Carjackers will be eaten.
Robbers will be eaten.
Non-tippers will be eaten.
The only cab company with a bounty on our heads.
Still safer than flying.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAINS.
There in fifteen minutes, or you wait longer.
Ask about our two drink minimum cab.
Meh, it's an unliving.
Please remind our drivers to use their headlights.
We charge an arm and a leg, but they don't have to be yours.
Now in Undead and Decomposing.
Remember, dead chicks are easy.
Death becomes us.
NERPS for Ghouls?
We also sell Ghoul-Scout Cookies.
Delivering green eggs and longpig.
Driving like our unlives depend on it.
The tint is more than Bling.
Cabs are room temperature, just like the drivers.
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3 comments:
OK, most folks have never heard of Ghoul Cab, but they're a useful service.
They do a job similar to Combat Cab, but are willing to go anywhere. Even the deepest, darkest parts of the Barrens that the Military refuses to go. (Well, save for some Special Forces Units, but those guys are insane.).
The entire staff is Ghouls, yes. But they're also great for picking up people who aren't able to get into the cab of their own power, if you catch my meaning.
Prices are 25% higher than your typical manned taxi in Seattle, which puts them well in the affordable range for starting out 'Runners, as well. For when you can't afford Combat Cab or a Rigger.
I've used these guys a couple time. If you can deal with the driver always looking at you like you're his next meal ticket (either literally, or by way of payment) I really recommend them.
Dese guy don care none if der fare iz breathin', if you kin catch muh meanin'.
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