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Here at Vic's we pride ourselves on top-noch security and upscale atmosphere. If you've got a desire for an island getaway in downtown Seattleplex, we're just a short distance from some of Seattle's best attractions.
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I got kicked out of there: they said I smell funny.
You know what makes a great island getaway?
You know actually being in Puerto Rico
If you're in San Juan... Can I get a what what?
Watch ya sense when numbin in a hole like da'... watch out fo gatas.
Ya chummers the security is hardcore for a bar, remindes me of the Deadlands lots of over the top security there too. Crazy...
Anybody know when "Celtic Dreams" is playen the Deadlands again? That show was fraggen awesome.
Take one guess why the security is tighter than an elven twat...
Elven Twat!
It's a front for a meat house. You know the right people and pay the right money you get to go downstairs to the "real" entertainment. Places like this sicken me. That and if I know about what goes on be sure the Star does. So a heads up to other runners out there, avoid going to the place unless your doing a run in it, even then watch your step. Also I'm still trying to find out the who the fraggin' drekhead who runs the place is... anyone who traps women against there will is overdue for a serious visit to the Darksyde of things.
It's run by Parliament DeMarque.
Not only is it (Supposedly) a meat house, but they're also guilty of the sin of watering the drinks.
Vic's has a great selection of cigars. It's a good place to go for a smoke and a bourbon on the rocks. Don't listen to darksyde, he doesn't know what he's talking about.
Can't decide whether that's a place I should avoid, or if I should check it out. Watering down the drinks is a straight-up sin, but I have a hard time resisting some good puppets.
... are they puppets, or just some good old-fashioned flesh?
Not that it matters, chummers.
Puppets are so good these days, it's hard to tell. Just I don't see enough Ork ones...
Yeah, it's getting an awful lot harder to tell, but even a lot of the higher end btls and personafixes sometimes cause pupil dilation, benign fasciculation and other subtle behavioral ticks that can give away puppets to the highly trained eye, since overriding the brain can play odd tricks with muscle memory. Maybe I'll go in there and give some of the girls a good thorough examination. You know, for science.
If you're lookin' for pupil dilation, you're lookin' at the wrong parts, chum. The parts I'm thinkin' of start with T, A, and P.
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