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And now... Madam Kathka's newest reading: Omlettes! Come see how the placement of ham, onion and green pepper with a nice shredded cheddar topping can see your future!
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10 comments:
*Blinks* Too easy.
I thought the same thing, but didn't want to be the first to say it.
I think Madam Kathka's been scrambled.
Omlette level scrambled.
Man, far too easy!
Has anyone assensed her yet to see if she's actually Awakened or just a fraud?
Do you at least get to keep the omlette if the fortune turns out to be bogus?
Because I wouldn't mind bulldrek soothsayers if i got breakfast out of it.
Galen, I'm not awakened, and I can tell she's not awakened.
How do you know? You can't tell unless you take a look at her aura.
OK, now my interest is peaked.
Box Seats to a Seadogs game to anyone that tells us if she's awakened. I will even throw in the key to the minibar if you can see if she truely does have "THE SIGHT" as she claims to.
Although, at the rates she's asking for...
No takers, eh? Not surprised. Can't give away Seadog tickets even with the minibar unlocked.
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