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Some of our strongest memories are tied directly to scent. Metascent utilizes Pheroneucleic™ synthesized pheromones from the DNA of some of history’s greatest men such as Charles Norris, Barry White, Neil Diamond and Tacoma Timberwolves Combat Bike Team hero, Dezmond Killem. Metascent. Don’t just smell, project.
Illustration by Tim Keller.Design by Mike Underhill and Joe Veen.
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Who the frag is Barry White?
If you mix this with any ring-based organic ester, it will effectively mask tailored pheromones against airborne agent sensors. If someone gets a swab off your skin and runs it through a more comprehensive test you are going to get tagged, but as far as more discrete detection methods, you will be in the clear. It goes without saying that this will not spoof magic detection, including the hyper-sensitive senses of some awakened guard critters trained to hit off pheromones.
OK Begby, I won't do my usual "Learn the classics" speach as most of Mr. White's work was lost in both crashes.
However, thanks to various sources, his work is now freely available on the Matrix. Just download it, and see.
And Doc, I'll have to test that out!
*ahem*
That would be "SIR" Charles Norris, thank you very much.
I find it ironic that scents from people who were predominantly popularized in the days prior to simsense would be desirable. For all the public knew at the time, they could have stunk to high heaven and it wouldn't have made an impact on their public image.
Heck, Chuck Norris' combat prowess could have been in part due to utterly rancid pits.
I don't know about this Norris frag stinkin, but this drek really brings the bitches.
Well, the Troll bitches anyway.
Dose of youse dat want somea dis stuff, contacts me quick-like. I got a few cases for sale!
I have my grandparents old Barry White albums on those big black resin-based disk things... whatchamacallits... "Records".
I even have a mechanical based playback unit they used back inthe day called a "Record Player".
It's amazing. I've run the sound quality of these things through my rigs and found they hold even frequencies that we can't consciously hear on them. The result is amazing. I play one of these when my Girlfriend is over and after a few minuites of Barry's low baritone crooning in her ear she's all over me man.
I swear if I can retro-engineer how to make records I'll make a freakin' fortune.
Aww records one of my boyfriens at boarding school had some from his like great grandparents and boy are you right bout the magic of vinyl.
Records, you pups should have been there when they changed from 33+1/3 to 45 rpm
it was the end of an era. dont get me started on the CD revolution.
dragging this corpse back on topic, Sir Charles, before his hereditary peerage (look it up theres a Lord Norris on the London DC) really did have a powerful aura to him. personally i reckon it was because like some of us still kicking about he was a spike talent.
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