Friday, September 7, 2007

Advertisement - Freeloadin' Freddie's Fighthouse

The perfect place for:
>Drinkin'
>Fightin'
>Fightin' while drinkin'
>Or finding that special someone while on the floor, looking for your teeth.

Now with two friendly locations to serve you better: in the Redmond Barrens and Puyallup Barrens.


Ask about our five-drink minimum, or get a kick in the teeth!

Ad by Can Ray.
Artwork by Mike Underhill.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

#1 - The first rule of Fighthouse is, you do not talk about Fighthouse. #2 - The second rule of Fighthouse is, you DO NOT talk about Fighthouse
er some fraggin' thing like that.

Anonymous said...

I'm still trying to figure out why I was banned from this place. :-S

Anonymous said...

Oddly enough, Trolls are discouraged from visiting Freddie's. An interesting factoid I found out while visiting personally. While I was able to convince them to make an exception, it was stated quite plainly that I was not to participate in a serious manner in said brawls. Honestly, I believe my dwarven friend did more damage to his fellows than I could ever do in spite of my size. Its a good place to go, regardless. Drinks are good and the fights are entertaining and contain a surprising amount of skill. As side note, a majority of the regulars appear to be Irish immigrants, who are an endless supply of good humor even whilst spitting out a couple already replaced teeth.
A nice place really.

Anonymous said...

If the stonewall's closed due to the health inspectors or in the middle of a another hostage situation than that's where I go.

Anonymous said...

Dis be a gud place ta check out da Muscle Market. Some gud fighter here.

Or keep yer skillz in shape, yaknow?

Oh, and da one in Puyallup, dey accept Trolls and whutnot. Dat one, it be a tougher construction. Bulit Ork Tough!

Anonymous said...

Why does Kirby always number his rules? Why are his only rules not to talk about the rules? Professional anarchist much?

Anonymous said...

Cultural reference, Begby.

Gotta respect the classics, man!

Oh, and found out that I'm only banned from the Redmond bar. Jeeze, you get put through one wall...

Anonymous said...

I kinda had fun when I was their. some of the guys are pretty cool for no tech types, though the fightings not so much fun This one guy would not leave me alone when I did not want to fight :( and they don't let ya use drones. Ya that fight sucked I like my pistol and toys much better

Anonymous said...

Eh Giz, I'll let ya know where the Battle-Drone is via PM. They have Drone Fights there.

If you're good enough, you might even get a part of the PPV Matrix Feed that they have going as well!

Anonymous said...

Thanks man, Though I like those semi realistic combat games ya know with the guns that shoot paint and beams of light those are fun..to bad I got kicked out of the last one, Something about its cheating to see through walls or something, go fig,

Whipstitch said...

Ah, memories. I used to peddle slap patches and minor first down in an ol' hole in the wall near the Puyallup Freddie's back when I first lost my license. Not that it was really a good idea mind you, but it was certainly a good education. Negotiating the cost of services with a pissed off troll doped up on stims is definitely a skill rarely covered in med school.

JeremyRocksU said...

Freddie's is always a good time. If ur not prepared to take a punch, go a few doors down to Nancyboy's tavern and doily museum.

Anonymous said...

Isn't that the Lone Star hangout?

Anonymous said...

This one night on a drunken bet, a chummer of mine Nick talked me into entering the troll division. Needless to say you've never seen four trolls more pissed off then after loosing a fight to a dwarf. Funny thing about trolls, smash em in the knees and they are just the right size for a dwarven size ass kickin.

The troll division was never the same... in fact they won't let back in. I think the owner is afraid I'll frag another one of his divisions...

Anonymous said...

Just had a chat with Freddie. She's opening up a new branch in Denver.

Brand new building, Ferrocrete design. Ghostwalker got an invite, but declined.

You know it's going to be a good brawlhouse when a DRAGON is allowed in!