DrugHunter's Report on $Diety

Alright silicon dreamers, there's a new high on the streets I gotta be warning you about! It's called “$Diety” for the most part, and is sold as a combination of BTL chip and Combat Drug!

For that part, it works. You think you're whatever god you buy, and get the benefits similar to a Wired to the Gills Street Sami! The downside is, you chip this, YOU'RE DEAD! You get one, maybe two uses out of this stuff, and your heart, she does the pumpa-pumpa-pumpa-BOOM! Deader than a Technocrat's reputation for honesty!

Now, I'm a man who has shot some stuff into my veins than most Orxploitation groups combined, and I'm not touching this stuff save with a cattle prod strong enough to tingle a Dragon! Just say no to this drug, kiddies! Keep your highs safe, folks!

Now, for the Drug Weather Report: Lone Star has done a major crackdown on the docks this month, so forget getting any of those cheap Hong Kong Chips, the supply on them is down down DOWN! However, thanks to certain chummers from the NAN (No names, as usual), California Hots are available left, right, and centre. They're a better deal anyhow. Novacoke is standard, with Bliss being a bit higher than usual due to a storm that slowed down a shipment of it. But Bliss will standardize after that boat gets in, if it doesn't sink.

Drug Report by: CanRay