Saturday, February 16, 2008

WKSN Weather Report

Good Evening, I'm Don Brodu with your WKSN Weather Report.

While every forecaster in Seattle reported no rain for the next week, a freak storm has appeared suddenly, and is threatening the Northern parts of Seattle for an unknown period of time, and is slowly spreading South. Stay indoors if at all possible.

Expect very heavy acid rain throughout the Metroplex, as the storm front moves down. Winds will be from the North, gusting from 20 to 30 miles per hour. The UCAS Health Authority advises heavy, acid-resistant covering, and put heavy filters into your breath masks.

This just in, our Geomancer-Meteorologist expert has been able to determine that this stormfront is thaumaturgical in nature, so we can ignore the previous five-day forecasts. More news as it becomes available.

Weather Report by CanRay
Artwork by Joe Veen

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

OK, never, ever slot off a Free Spirit.

Anonymous said...

Bah, could be worse. I ran into a magical storm back in Denver..ya it was a very bad day. But on the upside I got to pop a few ghouls and a spirit *grin*