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You get more bang for your buck at Hookers Boomsticks. Whether you're shootin varmits or awakened critters, we've got the shooting iron for you!
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Humanis Policlub members get a 10% discount. Get em' boys!
Hookers Boomsticks logo by Mike Underhill
7 comments:
I'll never shop there, bigots. Die in a fire.
I stick wit da claws of da beast, boomsticks scare away da hunt...
I shop here all da time. Best deals in town and da owner is a good people.
They obviously don't assign you numbers by your IQ, policlub member 108.
For a more Meta-Friendly place, I cannot suggest "Bob's Booze, Bullets and Butts" enough.
No firearms, but plenty of ammo, hooch, and soybacco products at honest prices.
For firearms shopping, well, better to go with someone you trust than some geek in a shop, natch, right?
I hope your insurance is paid up, amigo.
Accidentes happen, si?
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