Thursday, May 24, 2007

SPECIAL REPORT - SQUATTER KILLING SPREE

This transmission has been hijacked by your friends at Eyes on Seattle. This is a Special Report.

We've confirmed that several squatters were murdered last night at an abandoned warehouse in Renton.

Our reports suggest that an invisible assailant, quite possibly a Shaman or Mage was responsible for the killings.

Could this be the beginning of a Squatter Genocide by the Awakened? We'll keep you posted.

Artwork by Joe Veen

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Squatter Genocide... no I don't think so.
Most likely someone gone sickhouse!

Anonymous said...

I can't believe someone would do that shit to the homeless. Sick frelling sadsacks.

Anonymous said...

Squatters are people too.

Anonymous said...

Dem peeples was geeked in da head befoe I get to dem. Dey was messin wit da wrong hunta, and couldn't cover dey sick games. Dey had it comin...

Anonymous said...

Hey anonymous, I'll have your real name and location soon enough.

There is no place to hide. We are everywhere.

Anonymous said...

it probably was a wendigo or something like that; me and Galen helped clean one out a few weeks back.

Anonymous said...

By "helped" I assume that you're referring to how you screamed and ran away when the wendigo came running out? Or are you referring to when you passed out when Kid Fox tossed you the head when we were cleaning up?

Anonymous said...

frag off, Galen.

Anonymous said...

"OH no, someone's killing people no one cares about!"

whatever... Put up some prize money and maybe I'll get up and care. Otherwise: the less squatters the better

Anonymous said...

Before everyone gets all worked up, you do recall that those fragging devil rats are hard to spot and only a billion times more numerous than some of the other things out there that like to chew on the down-and-out.

Anonymous said...

If ya tryin' to scare me Vasquez I sugges' ye be findin' a way to stray away from dis hunta... I ain't da only one to see ya in da darkness neither...

Anonymous said...

Anyone finds proof the killer is a person, and not a bunch of devil rats, there'd be some cred in it for you.

All those people, the only thing they have left is their lives, and some sick fragger thinks he can take that from them?

Sorry. It's kind of a sore spot for me.

Anonymous said...

Well, Dutch, how about this? Squatters are excellent sources of information, and I'm sure that anyone that geeks the perp (If it isn't just a massive population of Devil Rats, admittedly) is going to be in some major debt to the masses.

And, no, "I'll just give them a bottle and they'll tell me everything" isn't true.

They're everywhere, ignored, and talked around like they were as deaf as a streetpost. The Baker Street Irregulars were only the begining, chummers.