Thursday, April 3, 2008

Green Tree Insecticide

Got insects?

Get them gone with the Bio-Non-Invasive Green Tree Insecticide! Safe for personal use, strong enough for industrial situations! Now with Deet-III in order to destroy eggs!

Green Tree, from Bio-Green-Planet Chemicals, Inc.

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Bio-Non-Invasive, eh? That means it degrades in water into (hopefully) non-harmful chemicals. So you have to keep spraying it on yourself if you go swimming, or sweat a lot.

And Deet-III is as natural as a stripper's assets.

Finally, BGP is a Aztechnology subsidiary. Make of that what you will.

That all said, my Grandfather swears by this stuff against Insect Spirits and their minions.