MNN Report: Wormwood Breaks Sales Records
"In the news today The Dragon columnist Wormwood broke record sales with his latest collected works "I wish you would all just curl up and Die, you mutant ape scum!" and made a rare public appearance at his booksigning. The Young dragon has rocketed to a point of pure anti-hero worship with his unique style of Poison-Pen writing. Most of his articals are rants on his latest experiences with all branches of metahumanity scappered with threats, admittances of childlike vengance and smatterings of backhanded compliments. When asked what makes people read his material Wormwood replied "Because you're all a bunch of freaking Loons! That's why!"
"In related news, Wormwood is now facing two dozen paternity suits..."
News Report By: Able DuSable and CanRay
Artwork by: Mike Underhill
1 comment:
Well, that's 75 minutes of my life that I'll never get back. Had to stand in line to get two autographed copies of the book, one for my Grandfather, and the other for my Sister.
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