Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Advertisement - Epsilon Nerve Tonic

Epsilon, when you need a pickup truck instead of a pick-me-up.

Epsilon Nerve Tonic. Nerves of steel, indeed.



Artwork by Mike Underhill.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

I love this stuff, but it sure makes you have to pee like a racehorse. That dosen't mix well with full body armor.

Flint said...

Isn't that the stuff that makes ya sterile?

Anonymous said...

That was the previous one, Delta Nerve Tonic.

Epsilon is only physically addictive and causes an issue with blocking naturally created neurochemicals in the brain.

Before you freak out, Soycaf does the same thing, and Realcaf before that.

But it takes almost a year to flush yourself out from Epsilon. Hard year at that.

JeremyRocksU said...

If you need a get up and go, this is the shit for you. Makes you a little jumpy.

Be careful though, cause it can affect your trigger finger.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the cerebal palsy, it's pretty good stuff.

Flint said...

Well Jambi that does explain that job of yours a week or two ago.

Barrio Billy said...

FYI chummers: don't drink this stuff too close to a job interview where you think you'll get a drug test. The traces it leaves in your immediate system are surprisingly similar to the ones left by novacoke.

Anonymous said...

Depending on the test they use, strong SoyCaf will show as a false positive, Barrio. They typically use that as an "Reason" to not hire a "Ethnic Minority" that has better credentials than other applicants.

(I'm not talking the Megas, here, they could care less, but smaller Corps still have to follow the Country's Laws.).

Also gives them a reason to fire said applicant in the future. "Due to a filing error, we didn't find out that said person FAILED the manditory, goverment-approved drug test upon interview. As this is a violation of contract, they are now immediately terminated from the position without severance pay."

JeremyRocksU said...

Actually Flint,

I rarely use a firearm in my normal jobs. I find my fists do a fine job indeed.

Yeah, um, love and kisses,

J

Anonymous said...

Yah, one time I saw him punch through a building and the next building hopped up out of it's foundation and ran away in fear. No lie.

Anonymous said...

Gotta love fights in trailer parks, eh Begby!

Kilroy said...

I don't touch energy drinks or even most snack foods. I still get shivers thinking about Ambergel.

Anonymous said...

OK, I have to ask.

Ambergel?

I'm more careful about Soycaf after that guy passed me on the freeway.

Kilroy said...

Happened back in the '50s. Very much under the radar but one of the faculty when I was an undergrad had some contact with it through the CDC.

Let's just say it was a magically augmented biological agent introduced into a snack food. Totally addictive and the long-term affect was .... horrifying.

Anonymous said...

Magical Side-Effects, eh?

I think I know too much already. And not enough.

*Sigh* Story of our lives, eh folks?