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Here at DocWagon, your survival is paramount to none. We go above and beyond to keep your innards innard and your brains out of zombie hands.
The next time you go into the heat of battle, make sure you have a DocWagon contract... or die.
DocWagon, we save lives.
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14 comments:
I hate not knowing who's got 'em. I'm in the middle of savin' me chummer the day oft 'an dreks me all up when fraggin' go-go's got em an' pretty soon weeoooh weeeoooh an a bunch of extra shooters hose your slotting day. If DogWagon keeps me from another target, I'm gonna hunt those drekk monkeys up.
Stop taking the wetwork jobs, then, get yourself a suitjob and buzz.
Dem be angels for dem who wish t' be joinin da geeked. I say stay da predata and leave da Docwagon for da prey.
Begby, you got a DocWagon account? Just wondering, because no Doc is going to save your punk @$$.
Got your number now, chump.
Oh, hi ballistic, I've been notching my hollowpoints just for you. I'm hoping for an exit wound the size of a truck hubcap. I heard you got all chipped up, could you post the specs on the junk so I know what to slice off your drekking corpse, no use letting all that ware go down the tubes.
The word on the street, is that you have a physical adept in your crew that does all the heavy lifting, Begby.
They also say, that you're just a farm league hitter, getting by on his luck.
Well, that's about to change, chummer.
Just cross me again and I won't leave anything to replace this time. Calling me farm league after I smoke your whole drekking crew AND your boss, what does that make you? I believe the correct answer is road candy.
Watch it Ballistic, or Begby wont be the only problem you have. His crew falls under my protection.
Consider this you one and only warning.
Thanks for the back, Kirby, but Ballistic and I can settle this the old fashioned way: with her death.
Let's get ready to rumble...
I'll sell tickets to this fragfest and make a fortune.
In this corner, weighing in at 315 pounds hailing from the ork nation...
It's said that some of the DocWagon crew are getting really good at making edits-on-the-fly so their resuscitation versus flatline ratio is kept high enough to ensure bonuses when payday rolls around...
Say what anyone will about DocWagon, but they do live up to their advertisements. They do, indeed save lives.
Not all of them, but still a lot.
You got that right, money. A guy I went to school with got a gig as one of their high-threat response teams. He says it's a pretty smooth operation. I've been trying to get some Gamma-Scop from him but he's been stonewalling me.
I have worked for DocWagon on occasion both my capacity as a runner and in their HTR teams.
If you expect them to be the cavarly to your mistake think again. However they can and do, drag you out bleeding from a firefight and patch you up before they hand you over to the Star.
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