Sunday, May 20, 2007

BREAKING NEWS - MASSIVE PILEUP ON HWY 5

This is Trish Donaldson for WKSN News.

There was a major accident on Highway 5 this evening. Lone Star informs us that a UCAS vehicle lost control while driving at high speeds in excess of 120 MPH.

Apparently, the truck smashed into several Bikers before breaking trough a railing and crashing into several buildings.

12 are believed to be dead including the UCAS truck driver and passenger. Many more were reportedly injured and rushed to a local hospital.

Travel on Highway 5 is not recommended until cleanup has finished, unless you like long waits in traffic.

Artwork by Joe Veen

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man, Trish is hot!!!!

TWKeller said...

Jambi, tell your chummer Begby the next time he's in my place to show little fragging respect... or I'm going to rap a bar stool around his stink'n orc head.

Anonymous said...

Damn straight Kirby! Clear my bar tab and I'll teach this Begby a lesson for you.

BTW, Celtic Dreams rocked the house! Nothing like the combination of trolls and harps to make the whisky go down.

Anonymous said...

Alright back on topic chummers.

I heard that it was the Halloweeners that forced the truck off the road. My Lone Star contact said that the truck was burning when they got there and that the driver and passenger were shot up pretty good.

Anonymous said...

don't do nobody no good to get a rep as a runner who can't keep his cool in a place like the deadlands. And believe me, runners with that rep don't get the work.

No one wants to play jazz with the guy who don't know the scales.

Plus, Kirby knows the biggest of the guns.

Anonymous said...

Yeah Begby's not the most slick tongued of cohorts, but he's good for a ride and for killin. Not a bad runner to glide with.

I told you at the bar that I dig the atmosphere of your place, and you'll see us back there.

I'll try to keep the orc in line. No promises though.

TWKeller said...

Ok Jambi, you seem like a good kid...
plus your crew has potential. Just keep the orc
on a short leash, or I'll have to housebreak that
fragstick.

Anonymous said...

You got awful riled up over that kiss I blew ya, huh? I need employers with mental stability. Consider yourself gauged.

There's another matter I must attend to, one not of conjecture but of true business.

Anyone good at skinning a cat and want to make some extra nuyen? I've heard there's more than one way...

TWKeller said...

No worries Begby...
I don't work with farm league runners!

Anonymous said...

Actually, there's one fellow I know at MIT&T that's doing a Government Research Project on cat skinning.

So far, he's up to twenty, without having to resort to the Thaumaturgical (That's magic to the rest of us) department.

Ironically enough, that information came in handy twice in a few runs... Remember folks, you are your contacts!